why do they even include 2014 as an option when selecting your birth year online like u fresh out the womb ready to join gmail
*Seductively lays on a table* Hey bab- *Table breaks*
have you ever had a dream about someone and then you started feeling different about him because of that dream?
if you dont still say “wed-ness-day” in your head when you spell wednesday then ur a fucking liar
Confession: I have a friend who likes to text me at like 4am when he’s had nightmares or he can’t sleep or he just needs a friend. He thinks I’m always awake at 4am but really I go to bed around 12am and I change his text-tone to the loudest one I have just so it wakes me up when he needs me.
you’re the kind of friend everyone needs